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Meet the T-Shirt Lawyer · Monologues · Episode 7

Things I'm Bad At

What I'm good at is in the description. Phoenix injury attorney.

Transcript

TSLPeople always tell you what they're good at. I'm gonna tell you what I'm bad at.

TSLI'm bad at small talk. If we meet at a coffee shop and there's silence, I'm not the guy filling it.

TSLI'm bad at golf. Never learned. Probably never will. Which I think is why I don't get invited to the lawyer-golf-tournament thing.

TSLI'm bad at remembering people's birthdays. And, honestly, including my own.

TSLBut what I'm good at is your case. And, honestly, that's the trade.

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