The Shopping Cart Test (Film Room Edition)

Transcript

TSLWelcome to the film room. Tonight's tape. A man. A cart. And a choice that tells you everything. Roll it.

TSLThere is no law that says you have to return your shopping cart. No fine. No ticket. Nobody is watching.

TSLWhich makes it the purest character test ever invented. And this... is the Reasonable Man.

TSLThe law's imaginary perfect citizen. Every jury in America measures you against him.

TSLHe has never once left a cart in a parking space. He has never once been in a hurry.

TSLThe people who left these? They are out there right now. Driving. Voting. Merging.

TSLThe Reasonable Man. He does not exist. But in court, you get graded against him. So, when did YOU last return the cart? Comments. Be honest. He will know.

TSLStudy the film. Return the cart. Next week. The four way stop. Bring a helmet.