Takes Half
So this happened at a little-league pizza party.
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TSLPerfectly even slices. I do this professionally.
ChazLook how he divides things. It's instinct.
KWTF News AnchorA local attorney was filmed, quote, taking half of everything. Witnesses were nine years old.
TSLI was cutting pizzas. For fourth graders. I don't take half. Ever. Read literally anything about me.
TSLTotally worth it.