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Meet the T-Shirt Lawyer · Monologues · Episode 9

What I Drive

Bought it used. Cup holder works. Phoenix injury attorney.

Transcript

TSLYou know, you can usually tell a lot about a lawyer just by what they drive.

TSLAnd mostly what it tells you is that they spent a whole lot of money on what they drive.

TSLI drive this. It's fine. It runs. It has a cup holder that works. I bought it used.

TSLI'm not saying a lawyer can't have a nice car. I'm saying when the car is nicer than the casework, you've got a problem.

TSLAlso, I don't really want to explain to a client how their case helped me afford a sports car.

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